I'm Not Here To Make Friends

Episode 86 : Casino Royale with Cheese

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:12:59 GMT

Do you watch Top Chef & the Amazing Race? Allison and Bryan sure do and they're here to tell you not only what happened but also what they think! Sounds fun right? Yes it does! So strap in and get ready for some awesome podcasting action! Wheeeeeeee! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Links of Note Save Solitary : www.SaveSolitary.com Reality Star Trivia Showdown : RealityStarTrivia.Wordpress.com Endless Simmer : www.EndlessSimmer.com

Pack Your Knives and Go Las Vegas : Week 11

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:12:14 GMT

This time around Robin Leventhal gets the question treatment from Allison and Brendan (yay! Brendan's back!) as Bryan mostly just plays host & giggles (he's just lazy). Robin told us what it was like to be in the house before and after the tension sets in and just how hard being on Top Chef can be. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com & www.EndlessSimmer.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com & info@endlesssimmer.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @EndlessSimmer

Episode 85 : Cookies Are Yummy

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:53:59 GMT

Amazing Race and the Top Chef Reunion are the topics for this podcast, so you know it's going to be a good one! These are 2 of our favorite shows, and it really comes through when we start to talk about them. There's also some muppet talk as well as information on our upcoming event and the cherry on top, calls from Number One Fan Patrick, who's calling out our other listeners for a challenge. Get involved listeners, don't let him down! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Episode 85 Break Down: (00:02:15) Announcements (00:05:45) Allison Talks About Whatever the Hell She Wants : Lego Batman the Videogame (00:08:07) Top Chef Reunion Dinner (00:22:07) Amazing Race 15 (Episode 8 ) (00:47:23) Ratings (00:51:45) Listener Mail (AKA Patrick's Corner) Websites of Note: Save Solitary : www.SaveSolitary.com Reality Star Trivia Showdown : www.RealityStarTrivia.wordpress.com Endless Simmer : www.EndlessSimmer.com Closing music mashed up by Lenlow : www.lenlow.com

Episode 84 : Instant Classic

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:40:53 GMT

Top Chef Las Vegas & the Amazing Race are discussed and Allison promises a quick but fun episode and then notably fails, on the quick part that is. Bryan eggs her on, so they're both at fault but that's the risk you take with free entertainment. This was an alright week for Top Chef but Amazing Race was so damn awesome, just listen to how excited Allison & Bryan get! And listeners, off topic, but what are your top 5 classic television series? Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends (00:01:43) Reality Show News (00:07:52) Top Chef (Episode 10) first attempt (then Allison talks about singing in public) (00:10:10) Top Chef (Episode 10) second attempt (then Allison talks about star makers) (00:12:57) Top Chef (Episode 10) third attempt (then Allison & Bryan talk about classic TV) (00:27:26) Top Chef (Episode 10) fourth attempt (we finally talk about Top Chef) (00:55:05) Amazing Race (Episode 7) (01:15:12) Ratings (01:16:22) Listener Mail Other websites to hit up: Event tickets : www.ibginc.org/tickets VAL speaks : www.savesolitary.com Endless Simmer : www.EndlessSimmer.com p.s. When Bryan was singing his goodbye song to New Jersey Mike, he wanted to be doing a version of Nerf Herder's "New Jersey Girl" but he's an idiot and did a version of "Nose Ring Girl" so basically his joke totally failed on all counts. Bryan, ya blew it!

Pack Your Knives and Go Las Vegas : Week 10

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:20:44 GMT

Mike Isabella AKA New Jersey Mike takes some time out of his busy schedule to talk to Allison and Bryan about his experiences on Top Chef. He was a fun guy who was a pleasure to interview and we get a little bit of background on how he came to be a jack of all trades in food styles! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com & www.EndlessSimmer E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com & info@endlesssimmer.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @EndlessSimmer

Episode 83 : Doki Doki Panik

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:03:55 GMT

Top Chef Las Vegas & the Amazing Race are covered in this week's slightly late installment of I'm Not Here to Make Friends : a Reality Show Podcast. We also have some reality show news to share with everyone, our usual silliness and a few phone calls from our number one fan Patrick. Remember kids, water slides are fun! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends (00:02:01) Reality Show News (00:08:38) Top Chef (Episode 9) attempt 1 (00:11:30) Top Chef (Episode 9) attempt 2 (00:46:16) Amazing Race (Episode 6) (01:07:32) Ratings (01:09:15) Listener Mail Other Websites Mentioned: http://www.EndlessSimmer.com http://RealityRanker.wordpress.com http://www.SaveSolitary.com

Pack Your Knives and Go Las Vegas : Week 9

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:09:58 GMT

Allison and Bryan team up to bring you an interview with the Laurine the latest to get the boot on Top Chef Las Vegas, while Brendan from Endless Simmer enjoys some time away. This is a MUST LISTEN as Laurine says some pretty shocking things! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com & www.EndlessSimmer.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com & info@endlesssimmer.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @EndlessSimmer

Episode 82 : Spanish Lesson

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 07:03:10 GMT

Oh all you lucky listeners out there, we have a show for you! Allison and Bryan discus the finale of Hell's Kitchen and the most current episodes of Top Chef and the Amazing Race. They also have some reality show news to toss at you and even a call to action for all you fellow Solitary fans. Get ready for some excitement as our man Patrick has a new song to share with everyone! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends (00:02:30) Reality Show News (00:11:31) Hell’s Kitchen Finale (00:37:33) Top Chef (Episode 8 ) (01:08:54) Amazing Race (Episode 5) (01:29:24) Ratings (01:32:20) Listener Mail & Song logo photo by Paco CT

Pack Your Knives and Go Las Vegas : Week 8

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:11:48 GMT

Allison and Bryan team up with Brendan from Endless Simmer to bring you an interview with the Ash the latest culinary casualty on Top Chef Las Vegas. See what Ash thinks about Robyn, learn how he entered the culinary world, and what he's learned in his time on Top Chef. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com & www.EndlessSimmer.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com & info@endlesssimmer.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @EndlessSimmer

Episode 81 : Eat a Bowl of It

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:59:34 GMT

Bryan and Allison talk about an upcoming event, orange drink vs. Tang, the Spanish language, Fanta, stealing away television cooks, Superfriends, Transformers and when they can, they fit it in some time to discuss some reality shows. Shows such as Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef Las Vegas and the Amazing Race. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends (00:01:50) Special Announcement (00:06:53) Hell’s Kitchen (Episode 13) (00:27:08) Top Chef (Episode 7) (01:08:24) Amazing Race (Episode 4) (01:23:08) Ratings (01:24:43) Listener Mail

Episode 80 : Eat the Wasabi

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:04:04 GMT

Are you ready to travel the world by proxy? Are you ready to watch reality television? Are you ready to do both? That's right, it is the return of the Amazing Race! We hit up the 2 hour premier and then the 3rd episode! Oh and we also cover last week's Hell's Kitchen too. We also announce the winners of our House Husbands of Hollywood contest. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends (00:02:13) Reality Show News? (00:09:46) Amazing Race (Episodes 1 & 2) (00:57:47) Hell's Kitchen (Episode 12) (01:12:27) Amazing Race (Episode 3) (01:28:09) Ratings (01:29:48) Listener Mail

Episode 79 : Eat it Like a Taco

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 05:55:19 GMT

Allison and Bryan are awesome! Awesome enough to talk about Top Chef and the 2hrs of Hell's Kitchen they tossed at us last week. That's right, we're a little behind, but that's because of all that booze we've been drinking. Don't worry about it though, we're getting some help (being too poor to drink is help right?) So sit back and enjoy another Chef-tastic episode of I'm Not Here to Make Friends!

Episode 78 : What a Fool Believes

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:56:30 GMT

Allison and Bryan have a short one for you. Not that they wanted it to be, it's just that nothing else was on except for Top Chef Las Vegas this week. Big Brother is over, Hell's Kitchen took the week off, Amazing Race has yet to start, so what were we to do? Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends (00:02:50) Announcements & Contests (00:04:13) Top Chef Las Vegas (Episode 5) (00:29:18) Ratings (00:32:56) Patrick's Complaint Corner

Episode 77 : Big Brother 11 Live Finale

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 09:18:30 GMT

Big Brother Mike, Allison and Bryan are going to talk about the finale! The finale of Big Brother 11! Oh man was this season great! We find out the result of the third phase of the final HOH competition as well as see who wins the show. Can we admit here that we cheered? Oh man did we cheer! We also talk about what liked about this season. Then Bryan and Allison bid farewell to Big Brother Mike until next summer. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 76 : Soyez Comme Un Chaton

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:34:00 GMT

Allison and Bryan are doing the usual catch up double episode and covering 2 episodes each of Hell's Kitchen and Top Chef Las Vegas. It's all awesome when they talk about all cooking shows all the time! And guess what? For once they're nearly current! Woo! Not only do they talk about the cooking on the shows they talk about they food they're going to make for themselves as soon as this podcast is over. So get hungry, it's I'm Not Here to Make Friends time, and they've brought seconds! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends (00:02:03) Announcements & Contests (00:16:17) Hell’s Kitchen (Episode 8) (00:41:32) Hell’s Kitchen (Episode 9) (00:57:09) Top Chef Las Vegas (Episode 3) (01:18:18) Top Chef Las Vegas (Episode 4) (01:48:41) Ratings (01:51:24) Patrick's Call-in Corner

Episode 75 : Big Brother 11 Final Week : HOH phases 1 & 2

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 12:09:11 GMT

Big Brother Mike, Allison and Bryan are going to talk about some awesomeness! The awesomeness that is Big Brother 11! Oh man was this episode great! We find out the result of the first phase of the final HOH competition as well as see the second phase decided. Can we admit here that we cheered? Listen up and get ready for the finale with us! And don't forget to vote America! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 74 : Big Brother 11 Final Week : Nominations, Veto & Elimination

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:43:20 GMT

Allison and Big Brother Mike are at the helm discussing what's going on in the Big Brother house. Topics include, Natalie's lies, Michelle's devil horns, Natalie's outfit, a Big Baby, a Copy Cat, a Cockroach and the return of Pandora's Box. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 73 : Big Brother 11 Week 8

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 08:45:49 GMT

Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike cover it all. Covering week 8 of Big Brother from who won Head of Household to Nominations to the Veto competition and sadly to Eviction. Yes it's a sad day here, and Allison totally called it. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 72 : Vegas Baby!

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:39:09 GMT

Hell's Kitchen, Vegas, Top Chef, Vegas, Dungeons & Dragons, Spooky Babies, Video Games, Allison, Bryan, Patrick, Gambling and More! This episode has got it all! So strap on in for the best hour and 15 minutes you've ever spent listening to a podcast! WARNING : THIS EPISODE CONTAINS THE F-WORD... A LOT Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Episode 72 Breakdown: (00:02:32) Hell’s Kitchen (Episode 7) (00:28:29) Top Chef Las Vegas (Episode 2) (01:04:40) Ratings (01:06:21) Patrick's Call-in Corner (01:14:40) Sorry Listener, the Princess is in another Podcast (flicks you off)

Episode 71 : Big Brother 11 Week 7 : Elimination

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 09:57:33 GMT

More Big Brother action brought to you by the team of Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike. Allison and Big Brother Mike are still arguing over Jeff's decision to use the POV on Kevin in the last episode, as well as discussing Russel and Jordan's big fight. All 3 of our hosts are on the edges of their seats trying to figure out what the new and mysterious power that Julie Chen teased at the end of the episode! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 70 : Don't Care

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:20:01 GMT

Once again Allison and Bryan are still playing catch up! They're discussing the Top Chef Masters finale, last week's Hell's Kitchen and the premier of Top Chef Las Vegas. Things are pretty chill, laid back and hilarious, and they even give you an insight into their podcast making process. It should be noted that the good times can't last forever and the duo take it upon themselves to talk about the Megan Wants a Millionaire controversy that has put a dark cloud over reality television. To bring back the fun we read some email from our number one fan Patrick that is all about CBS's There Goes the Neighborhood as well as a quick and small voicemail from him. Once again, let's hear it for a year of I'm Not Here to Make Friends! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Episode 70 Breakdown: (00:03:48) Top Chef Masters (Finale) (00:42:07) Hell’s Kitchen (Episode 6) (01:07:59) Top Chef Las Vegas (Episode 1) (01:35:55) Megan Wants a Millionaire/Ryan Jenkins Controversy (01:53:18) Ratings (01:54:59) Patrick's #1 Fan Message Round Up/There Goes the Neighborhood (Episodes 1, 2 & 3) Apologies time: Bryan wasn't able to find the actual Klark Kent song Don't Care on all of the internet (even to legitimately purchase!) but he hopes that the cover version by Skankin' Pickle he used will suffice.

Episode 69 : Big Brother 11 Week 6 : Eviction & Week 7 : Nominations & Veto

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:10:57 GMT

So Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike got a little behind on things, but we never stopped watching Big Brother, so we finally get the chance to let you know what we think. Not only do you get the normal and awesome Big Brother talk that you've come to know and love, but you also get 2, count them, 2 songs by number one fan Patrick to open and close this episode! Also, listen for Allison and Big Brother Mike disagreeing on some BB strategy and tell us who you agree with. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 68 : Big Brother 11 Week 6 : Nominations, Eviction, HOH Again and various craziness

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:32:04 GMT

Big Brother Mike, Allison and Bryan get together to discuss all the effed-up-ness going on in the Big Brother house. From Chima being a nut, Allison Grodner talking to the house guests, to some putt putt golf and Dae Yum Yum, the 3 of them talk about it all. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 67 : In the Knife

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:08:39 GMT

It's about time that Allison and Bryan return to doing their regularly scheduled show! They kick it off with some Reality Show News before diving into 2 weeks worth of Hell's Kitchen. Next up is talking about 2 episodes of Top Chef Masters. We'll straight up apologize right now for the audio problems that plague us for about 4 minutes starting when we talk about the judges for the 1st episode of Top Chef Masters, once it clears up, it's some awesome recapping action! After that, much to Allison's hatred and Bryan's amusement they cover 2 episodes of Megan Wants a Millionaire. We finally wrap it all up with the last episode of Next Food Network Star. It's a long one, but it's a good one, take it from me, the All Knowing Podcast Content Describer! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Episode 67 Breakdown: (00:02:50) Reality Show News (00:08:23) Hell’s Kitchen (Episode 4) (00:36:08) Hell’s Kitchen (Episode 5) (00:51:31) Top Chef Masters (Episode 8) (00:53:24 - 00:57:10 Audio Problems, sorry!) (01:10:20) Top Chef Masters (Episode 9) (01:34:46) Megan Wants a Millionaire (Episode 1) (01:52:11) Megan Wants a Millionaire (Episode 2) (01:59:38) Next Food Network Star (Finale) (02:04:50) Ratings (02:05:45) Fan Messages

Episode 66 : Big Brother 11 Week 5 : Eviction

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 09:43:54 GMT

After a rousing intro song by our number one fan Patrick, Big Brother Mike, Allison and Bryan get down to business talking about this week's eviction episode. Boy did this one have it all! It certainly was a roller coaster ride of an hour! Strap in and relive it all again with us. In a prescient move, at the end of this episode Allison remarks about watching next week's craziness, not a few hours before we all got news of the actual in house craziness! Next Big Brother podcast will be a doozey! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 65 : Househusbands of Hollywood Interview Special

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:15:00 GMT

For the first time on the podcast, our very own writer, Danielle, takes some time to talk to the stars of Househusbands of Hollywood. The show will begin airing Saturday August 15th on the Fox Reality Channel, so check it out, we certainly will be. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Episode 64 : Big Brother 11 Week 5 : Nominations & Veto

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:05:08 GMT

Big Brother Mike, Allison and a surprisingly vocal Bryan tackle the first 2 episodes of week 5 of Big Brother 11. They discuss the nominations and the cluck-a-rrific veto competition. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 63 : Big Brother Interview Special : Michelle from Big Brother 10

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 08:38:17 GMT

Allison and Bryan get some time to talk to Michelle Costa from Big Brother 10 about what she's up to now, her friendship with Jesse, how she thinks he's doing in the house and about the upcoming Reality TV Convention in Nashville. Michelle was absolutely hilarious and fun to talk to, this will be a pleasure for any of you Big Brother fans to listen to! Get a hold of Michelle! Radio Show : www.blogtalkradio.com/The-Rad-Reality-Show Attend the Convention! Convention Info : Comic Book, Horror & Reality TV Convention Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 62 : Big Brother 11 Week 4 : Eviction

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 10:23:56 GMT

Big Brother Mike, Allison and Bryan all sit down to talk about who was evicted on this week's Big Brother 11 USA. They also cover all the fighting that's been going on as well! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 61 : Big Brother 11 Week 4 : Nominations & Veto

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 06:40:09 GMT

Big Brother Mike and Allison are back to talk about the first 2 episodes of Big Brother this week. (Bryan was there too, for a bit, before he had to go and attend to dinner, try and figure out when he leaves, it's a fun game!) As usual, they talk about game and strategy and then Big Brother Mike fills them in on some behind the scenes information. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 60 : Wish Fish

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 07:30:08 GMT

Allison and Bryan are certainly not slackers when it comes to reality television! This week they're hitting you with some Hell's Kitchen action. To say this episode wasn't highly anticipated would be a lie! They move on the the Charm School finale and the latest episode of Top Chef Masters. Before they end the show they even chat about Next Food Network Star. This episode also features voice messages from fans, including a message that's unexpected and awesome! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Episode 60 Breakdown: (00:08:26) Hell's Kitchen (Episode 3) (00:26:22) Definitely NOT talking about Charm School (00:31:56) Charm School (Finale) (00:45:40) Top Chef Masters (Episode 7) (01:03:04) Next Food Network Star (Episode 8) (01:18:10) Ratings (01:19:24) Fan Messages

Episode 59 : Big Brother 11 Week 3

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 12:10:29 GMT

Allison, Big Brother Mike and Bryan too, take you on an exciting adventure to Big Brother Land! Or rather, they talk about week 3 of Big Brother 11. Yep, the whole week! From the luxury competition, to the nominations, to the veto competition and finally to the elimination. We got it all, right here for you! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Episode 58 : Big Brother 11 Week 2 : Eviction

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:37:32 GMT

Allison, Big Brother Mike and Bryan talk about this week's elimination, why Bryan always yells "Ron-nay!" and who are their favorite Big Brother house guests of all time. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Episode 57 : Cooking with Charm

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 10:40:47 GMT

Allison & Bryan have things to tell you. Things to tell you about reality cooking shows. Specifically, things about the double dose premier of Hell's Kitchen, the latest Next Food Network Star and finding out who the 6th finalist is on Top Chef Masters. Just for fun, they also squeeze in some coverage of the Charm School with Ricki Lake clip show. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Episode 57 Breakdown: (00:02:06) Hell's Kitchen (Episode 1) (00:34:03) Hell's Kitchen (Episode 2) (00:52:33) Next Food Network Star (Episode 7) (01:10:06) Top Chef Masters (Episode 6) (01:26:02) Charm School (Episode 10) (01:34:53) Ratings

Episode 56 : Big Brother 11 Week 2 : Nominations and POV

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 06:37:51 GMT

Allison and Big Brother Mike are all about bringing you the happenings of the Big Brother house, as well as critiquing the actions of the house guests. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Episode 55 : Big Brother 11 Week 1 (What a week it was!)

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 05:28:08 GMT

Allison is back to talk to Big Brother Mike about all the happenings in the Big Brother house from the first nominations to the first eviction. All 3 episodes! It has been a crazy week in the house so sit back and relax because this is going to be a bumpy ride. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Episode 54 : In the Studio

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 07:10:47 GMT

Allison and Bryan are back and ready to talk about some reality show craziness. They cover some Charm School followed by Next Food Network Star before finishing with some Top Chef Masters action. Be sure to listen up as Allison uses her eagle eye to find various unmarked famous people in the crowds of some of these shows! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Episode 54 Breakdown: (00:02:16) Charm School (Episode 9) (00:24:06) Next Food Network Star (Episode 6) (00:49:15) Top Chef Masters (Episode 5) (01:09:42) Ratings (01:11:08) Patrick's Call in Corner

Episode 53 : Big Brother is Back

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:56:09 GMT

Not only is Big Brother back, but so is Big Brother Mike! Listen as he, Allison and Bryan talk about the first episode of Big Brother 11 USA and what they think of the cliques, the twists and the new house guests. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Episode 53 breakdown It's all about Big Brother 11 USA Episode 1 kids!

Episode 52 : Pick Up

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:17:19 GMT

Allison and Bryan finally get around to doing a new episode and this was is bursting at the seems with goodness! After a bit of reality TV news they delve right into discussing the latest 2 episodes of Charm School. Continuing the trend, they also cover the latest 2 episodes of Next Food Network Star. Finally they discus the latest episode of Top Chef Masters. For some reason, through out the podcast Bryan is asking for reality show contestants to give the show a call. Oh how awesome that would be! They then wrap everything up with a listener voice mail who dares to enter Allison's "Name My Hobo Killing Reality Show" contest. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Episode 52 Breakdown: (0:02:00) Reality Show News (0:07:04) Charm School Episode 7 (0:25:50) Charm School Episode 8 (0:44:30) Next Food Network Star Episode 4 (1:15:30) Next Food Network Star Episode 5 (1:34:48) Top Chef Masters Episode 4 (1:59:11) Ratings (2:02:23) Listener Mail

Episode 51 : Now We're Cookin'

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:04:00 GMT

Allison and Bryan bring you a show chock full of reality cooking show reviews! Not only are they discussing last week's Top Chef Masters, but they're also covering last week's Next Food Network Star. As always, this podcast is cooking with gas! Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com Phone : (206) 202-3261 Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Episode 51 Breakdown: (0:02:00) Reality Show News (0:10:59) Top Chef Masters Episode 3 (0:39:23) Next Food Network Star Episode 3 (1:06:47) Ratings (1:09:57) Listener Mail

Life After Top Chef : Richard

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:18:25 GMT

A few weeks back Allison and Bryan got to talk to Richard Blais about his experiences on Top Chef Chicago, as well as his new culinary ventures to round out our Life After Top Chef series for this season.

Life After Top Chef : Dale

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:13:36 GMT

Dale Talde stops by to tell Allison and Bryan about what he's doing now and how life has been for him since being on Top Chef.

Life After Top Chef : Malarkey

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:20:43 GMT

Allison and Bryan get a chance to find out how Brian Malarkey is doing, and what he's been up to lately.

Life After Top Chef : Stephanie

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 11:22:10 GMT

Allison and Bryan see what's been going on in the busy life of Top Chef Chicago winner Stephanie Izard.

Life After Top Chef : Ilan

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 19:58:15 GMT

We get a chance to see what's going on in the life of Top Chef Los Angeles winner Ilan! He's a man that needs no introduction (that's why there isn't one, also because we ran out of time and the interview is long enough as it is!) and we'd like to once again thank him for taking his time to tell us about his life.

Life After Top Chef : CJ

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:07:43 GMT

Wow! Our first video episode! No way! And what better way to spend it than with talking to Top Chef Miami's CJ about what he's been up to lately. Oh, and also have a few drinks.

Life After Top Chef : Spike

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:57:43 GMT

This week Allison and Bryan sit down with Top Chef Chicago's Spike and find out how life has been treating him.

Life After Top Chef : Andrew

I'm Not Here to Make Friends — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 18:18:49 GMT

Allison and Bryan sit down with Top Chef Chicago's Andrew to find out what he's been up to lately.