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Episode 212 : Chase Rogan (the Star of the Joe Schmo Show 3) Interview
March 13, 2013 11:46 PM PDT
Here it is, we finally got to talk to the star of the Joe Schmo Show, Mr. Chase Rogan! And what a great guest he was! Hearing his thoughts and reactions to what was going on around him was great, so you're all in for a real treat on this on. Oh, and find out how Dan from last season's Big Brother influenced his game! That's a NotMakeFriends scoop! Chase's Twitter : @ChaseRogan Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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February 09, 2013 02:32 PM PST
Woo! Allison and Bryan are talking to Nikki McKenzie AKA Allison the Overachiever from the latest season of the Joe Schmo Show! Nikki was so much fun to talk to! Find out exactly what she was thinking while being called out by Chase as well as what it is like to work with and flip out on Randy, the Asshole. After listening to this episode I'm sure you'll agree, it would've been nice to have Allison hang around at least one more episode. Nikki's Twitter : @nikkitabanana17 Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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January 20, 2013 04:09 PM PST
Allison and Bryan get the extreme pleasure of talking to J. Holland Moore, an executive producer and writer on the latest season of the Joe Schmo Show. J. Holland is no stranger to reality television, he's been a writer on Joe Schmo from the very first season as well has worked on Big Brother and the Bachelor among others. He's got a lot of behind the scenes stories to tell from the set of Joe Schmo and also from working in reality television in general! Also he's a great guy and was a lot of fun to talk to! J. Holland's Twitter : @JHollandMoore Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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November 30, 2012 07:00 AM PST
Allison and Bryan are here for the second time this week talking to the crew behind the wonderful stand up comedy documentary "Dying to Do Letterman". We have the producers Joke & Biagio as well as the star at the center of the film, Steve Mazan. It is a great and short little interview that is more than worth your time to check out. Also, if you're in the Los Angeles area you should totally get tickets for the screening on Dec 18th in North Hollywood. Find out how here: http://www.DyingToDoLetterman.com/NoHo Dying to Do Letterman LA Premier Tix : http://www.DyingToDoLetterman.com/NoHo
Steve's Website : http://www.stevemazan.com/
Joke & Biagio Productions : http://www.jokeproductions.com/
Our Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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November 27, 2012 10:30 PM PST
The time has come! I was only playing with you before, but now... (gasp!) it is time for Allison and Bryan to cover the final episode of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars! It is quite an episode, both the show and the podcast, so you know it is going to be a fun listen! Show Covered:
The Tugg for "Dying to do Letterman" : http://www.tugg.com/events/show/2327 Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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November 21, 2012 09:44 PM PST
Who's back? Bryan & Allison are back! I said, who's back? Bryan & Allison, duh! And what are they gonna talk about this time? Wha? Reality shows? Totally! Totally awesome! Well, they're also going to talk about other stuff... like... uh... well, I don't want to spoil the surprise for all of you! Show Covered:
The Tugg for "Dying to do Letterman" : http://www.tugg.com/events/show/2327 Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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November 14, 2012 10:03 PM PST
Allison and Bryan are back, ya'll, bringing at you the best coverage of RuPaul's Drag Race in the world. THE WORLD! They missed Untucked this week, but still manage to stretch out this episode to just shy of an hour. But let me tell you, the time flies when Allison is talking about how great Kelly Osbourne is, how she feels about her dentist, and discovering if there is such a thing as a mouth guard fetish. Show Covered:
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November 07, 2012 08:33 PM PST
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars is what Allison and Bryan are gathered to talk about... but you know Allison and her tangents! If I let you know what she gets into it will ruin the surprise. This episode is a journey, won't you take it with I'm Not Here to Make Friends : a Reality Show Podcast? Shows Covered:
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October 31, 2012 05:20 AM PDT
Allison and Bryan are back! And they're doing what they do best, talking about reality television. This episode they talk about the first two episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race : All-Stars and the first two episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars Untucked. Show Covered:
Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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September 23, 2012 12:00 PM PDT
It was a race against time to get this episode recorded! The crew were dealing w/ our extreme excitement for the finale and a laptop battery that was being drained as we talked. Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike cover it all! They go back and talk about Ian's strategy, how they felt the season went and where, exactly, did Dan go wrong. This is it, the end of the Big Brother 14 era! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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September 17, 2012 10:13 PM PDT
Allison and Bryan are back! Bringing it like the duo they are because Big Brother Mike has decided that he is to cool for us now. But hey, that won't stop the Big Brother talky talk train from rolling on! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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September 15, 2012 04:35 PM PDT
OMG OMG OMG! The Big Brother house is getting AWESOME! That's right, you heard it! AWESOME! TOTALLY FREAKIN' AWESOME! Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike are all here to tell you exactly how great it has been too! After two eliminations and one big upset, well, we just can't believe what we were watching! And we were so happy to watch now talk about it! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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September 10, 2012 10:22 PM PDT
Celebrate 200 episodes of big time fun on I'm Not Here to Be Friends : a Reality Show Podcast! Woo! The crew is back talking about Big Brother 14 USA. Allison is making dumb jokes, Bryan is doing his dumb Shane impression and it is up to Big Brother Mike to keep it smart and classy. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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September 07, 2012 10:36 PM PDT
Woah, really? Another Fast Forward week? Oh CBS you are making things a bit too much fun this time around! You better believe that Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike will be on hand to cover all of this nonsense! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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September 03, 2012 08:37 PM PDT
Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike join up, yet again, to give you their fascinating insights into the world of Big Brother USA 14! It is for true! They discus the HOH, the nominations, the craziness of Dani, the awesome geekiness of Ian and the pectacularness of jolly ole St. Jess. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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September 01, 2012 09:24 PM PDT
You can't keep good podcasters down, so Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike are back to catch you up on what is going on in the house! It has been a HUGE HUGE week, what with Dan's major play and all. It was hard not to giggle with delight while watching it all go down! So yeah, we have that covered! Along w/ a lot of other things too, things that you'd've only seen if you had the live feeds! Fun times are ahead if you listen to this episode! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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August 26, 2012 03:53 PM PDT
Was Sunday's episode good? HELLS YEAH IT WAS! Showing us all what was going down when we were stuck watching Julie talk to the people that got kicked out. Seriously, it was awesome! So you know it is all fun times as Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike cover it. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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August 23, 2012 07:20 PM PDT
WOAH! WOAH! What can we say about the last few (televised) days in the house that you haven't said to your self? Well Big Brother Mike has quite a few! Allison and Bryan are in for the ride as well, but Big Brother Mike really shines in the episode and proves how he got his nickname! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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August 20, 2012 08:04 PM PDT
This episode reveals all! Why Allison and Bryan are a day late, where Big Brother Mike actually lives as well as his job! Oh, you thought we were going to talk about Big Brother? Well, we squeeze it in there, no worries, we got the house covered! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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August 17, 2012 10:33 PM PDT
Can you even believe what happened this week? I know! Neither can Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike! It was unreal! Or totally boring... or whatever. It was Big Brother and Big Brother is Big Brother and it is fun to talk about and pull apart as we recap it. As always it is a blast for everyone. Now w/ 20% more silently looking up possible dead celebrities! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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August 14, 2012 09:00 PM PDT
The I'm Not Friends crew is back to tell you what they think, what they really really think, about the Big Brother house this week. It was good times... or rather boring ones. A hurt Ashley, a broken pool hoop, possibly back-dooring Dan and more lemonaide than you could shake a stick at! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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(Stay tuned to the end and hear the "Gross Big Brother Stuff" report!) Episode 191 : Big Brother 14 Week 4 : POV, Elimination & HOH (Big Bros Before Hoes)August 10, 2012 10:50 PM PDT
Once again Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike grace you with their awesome thoughts on what went on in the house. It was a pretty big week, with twists and turns and blindsides. Not to mention the high cheer Frank brought to the house and the puppy love that Ian seems to be getting. We also see the emergence of two alliances! All that and more is covered, so get ready for the awesome! The awesome that is I'm Not Here to Make Friends! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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August 06, 2012 08:05 PM PDT
Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike are back to talk about that awesome reset... awesome? It is all a matter of opinion... but the team is ready to go, making fun of Ian's macin' skills, the chests of the ladies in the house and of course the HOH competition and Nominations. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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August 03, 2012 08:44 PM PDT
What the hell listeners? WHAT THE HELL! What did you do America? Seriously, America, I'm in Bernie Mac mode and I need you to explain it to all of us! This episode covers what when w/ the end of this week in the Big Brother house (by Allison, Bryan & Big Brother Mike of course) and they just don't understand America! What the hell! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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July 30, 2012 09:01 PM PDT
Time to hit up a little more Big Brother 14 action! Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike team up again to bring you all of their awesome thoughts! They even talk a little strategy! I mean, it is a bit hard to get that in when Allison is doing her impressions of Ashley, Danielle & others. So yeah, good fun for all! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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July 28, 2012 08:49 PM PDT
You know the drill by now, Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike gather around a few mics and tell you what has been going on in the house and commenting and making fun of it. The usual. And as usual, Big Brother Mike gives us a little bit of behind the scenes action! Woah! It is a good time on this episode, so be sure to listen up! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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July 24, 2012 10:18 PM PDT
Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike are back again to talk about all the drama, and we mean drama, that kicked this week off! From slop dates to stacks of cash, pork rinds to pudding and feed problems to freak outs the team at I'm Not Here to Make Friends has it covered! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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July 21, 2012 07:23 AM PDT
The Big Brother house continues it's twists and turns and Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike continue to cover exactly all what is going on. From a day at the races to laundry time, these three are talking about it. There was a lot going on this week, so the episode is a little lengthy, but there's no problem with that because with Ian being all awkward excited, Willie being a big baby and Joe's harsh tactics to get everyone to eat his food when he wants them to, the house guests and coaches have given us a lot to talk about! So crack a couple beers (or a tall glass of ice water) and join us. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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July 15, 2012 10:12 AM PDT
Oh man, look who is back! It's I'm Not Here to Make Friends! And they're ready to fill your ear holes w/ some Big Brother 14 coverage! Allison and Bryan are once again joined by Big Brother Mike to discus everything that went on in the house on the first episode of this season, including the twists, some missed strategic opportunities and what kind of game they think will be going on this year. Oh we also spend about 3 minutes too many talking about Glass House... Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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April 05, 2012 09:33 PM PDT
Bryan and Allison once again got a chance to talk with Gillian Larson from Survivor Gabon about her fundraiser Reality Rally. She talks about what's different this year, how much bigger the event has gotten and how she got the idea for the fundraiser in the first place. Reality Rally: http://www.realityrally.com Episode 182 : Of Course They DidDecember 27, 2011 07:17 AM PST
Back on task and ready to deliver the goods, Allison and Bryan don't slack and mumble around on this episode! They cover the finale of the Amazing Race and two episodes of Top Chef and it only takes them just shy of an hour! If they seem a bit distracted at time, that's because something was making a noise in the office (the sound doesn't pick up on the mic, thankfully) and they try to figure out where it is coming from. That mystery is never solved, but the mystery as to where they've been the last few weeks is solved... or over... whatever makes more sense. Covered in this show:
Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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December 11, 2011 12:54 AM PST
Let's see... in this episode we cover the Amazing Race, Top Chef, Ringer, beer, the etymology of Bryan's last name, bok choy, rum & cola, cows (and the liking of), Christmas vacation drives, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, being an old married couple among several other topics... and not necessarily in that order. Seriously, Allison and Bryan haven't had an episode this long in a long time but they also haven't been this drunk doing a podcast in a long time, or gotten off topic like this in a long time. If you long for the days where the reality show talk was secondary to the cult of personality that is Allison and Bryan, then this episode is for you, if you're really just tuning in to here what they really think of the Amazing Race and Top Chef, well... that's all there, but it does take a while to get back to it once they derail. Hey guys, it is the journey, not the destination! Covered in this show:
Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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December 03, 2011 12:47 PM PST
In this episode, Allison and Bryan make up for lost time by discussing 2 episodes each of the Amazing Race and Top Chef. They're sorry for the wait, but they were just flat out too fat on turkey last week to be of any use to anyone. Covered in this show:
Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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November 19, 2011 07:05 PM PST
Time to bust open your ear balls and get ready for some way past cool reality show podcastin' from your homies, Allison & Bryan, at I'm Not Here to Make Friends. In this episode they continue our coverage of Amazing Race as Allison bitches about the lack of the traditional clue box, they also talk about Top Chef Texas and introduce their new segment "Eat It or Chuck It". That name isn't so clever, but hey, you can't win them all. Except for when your listening to I'm Not Here to Make Friends, in that case, you've totally won. So toast to yourself, your a winner! Covered in this show:
Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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November 12, 2011 08:59 PM PST
Well, well, well, looks like your intrepid hosts went off and got married, so they got behind on a few episodes. Now that they're all hitched, Allison and Bryan are back doing what they do best, talking about reality television. They're covering 3 big episodes of the Amazing Race and 2 episodes of the just started, Top Chef Texas. Time to buckle up again and get going, it's I'm Not Here to Make Friends time! Covered in this show:
Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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October 18, 2011 09:25 PM PDT
Oh yeah! Another episode! Reality television coverage at its finest! Zippy zoops and a hearty boo-yah! Let's do this like Brutus! It's on like Genghis Khan! Let's chill with Phil! Have a ball while climbing a rock wall! The excitement is totes when you're guiding a boat! Its not so sweet when you gotta set up a beach! And... other things that rhyme really badly. Yep, all that and Allison & Bryan plays a message that was left for one of their cats left by an admirer. Covering this show
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October 11, 2011 08:48 PM PDT
Are you ready for some racing? No? What if I said this racing was amazing? Yep, I knew you'd like that. Allison and Bryan are all ready to count Buddha's, surf their bikes and talk some serious Amazing Race. Before that they discuss the reality of Allison being on various reality shows. Also, stay tuned to the very end to witness Allison's epic failure of a joke and hear some more of Bryan's good ole fashioned giggling. Covering this show
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Look who's back everyone? It's Allison and Bryan! It is time for them to tackle the Amazing Race! The two of them are more than ready to recap the episodes and nick-name all the racers. There's a lot to laugh at and make fun of in these episodes and the I'm Not Here to Make Friends crew is more than up to the task! Dive right in and enjoy it for yourself! Covering these shows
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Here it is, the end of Big Brother 13. Can you believe it? Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike can't, but it was a fun season right up until the end. We talk about the 90min finale where we try to figure out where Adam's assuredness was coming from, exactly where Julie lost track of the show and what was up with those final questions. As always, we're super sad that Big Brother has come to another close, but look forward to next summer. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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September 10, 2011 10:30 PM PDT
Big Brother Mike, Bryan and Allison are at it again! They're taking the time to tell you everything that's been going on in the house on Big Brother! In this episode they cover this week's Wednesday and Thursday night show, featuring OTEV the Shark w/ a sweet tooth, the Fortune Teller coming to life, the return of the missing chess piece and Adam starting to think about playing the game... Seriously, this episode has it all and if it doesn't all your money will be refunded in full. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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September 05, 2011 09:56 PM PDT
Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike are here to chat all about Big Brother. On this episode they talk about the Pandora's Box celebrity twist, which welcomes back an old friend as well as blows Adam's mind! They make fun of almost everyone and everything... except for Porche's damn body glitter? What was up with that? But yeah, from donut wrangling to key pulling and all the duck kissing in between, they got it covered. P.S. This episode contains much more randomness than usual. You've been warned. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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September 03, 2011 09:53 PM PDT
Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike continue to talk about Big Brother. They cover all the sneakiness that Shelly is trying to pull off, Jordan and Rachael's new alliance name and the reactions to the final speeches. They even talk about the newly broken in Jury House. It is a pretty short episode, but that's because while there was a lot going on, it is not totally dramatic as it has been in the last few weeks. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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August 29, 2011 09:43 PM PDT
We're still here and now timelier than ever! We're talking about Sunday's big show in which the clock is turned back to last Thursday before the Eviction and Fast Forward events took place. So much craziness went on between Jeff and Shelly that we all NEED to know and NEED to discuss. Of course doing all this discussing is Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike as is usual for this podcast. What is not so usual is what we talk about after recapping the episode. It is a very serious talk about Big Brother fan etiquette. Listen up and spread the word, we all need to stay with-in bounds. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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August 26, 2011 09:57 PM PDT
Finally, I'm Not Here to Make Friends has come back to the internet! Boy, do Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike have a lot to catch up on! Come on, there's three evictions that they still have to cover! They hit it fast and furious and end up covering four episodes of Big Brother in about an hour! Isn't that amazing? It is pretty amazing. I'm pretty amazed. You will be too! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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August 16, 2011 11:28 PM PDT
Well, Shelly's going crazy in the house, Porche winds up in an alliance no one wouldn't've predicted 2 weeks ago, Adam make a bad choice and the nominations are shocking. That's just the beginning of week 6 or as Allison Likes to call it "Week 4 Remix" and Bryan likes to call it "Week 4 Part 2: Chain Reaction" Big Brother Mike just calls it "Week 6" because, in this case, he's a normal thinking human. Seriously folks, seriously, the house is getting crazy and the three of them are getting a little nutty in their coverage of it. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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August 13, 2011 04:25 PM PDT
BOOSH! This is how it goes! It was an explosive week in the Big Brother house and Allison can't contain her excitement while talking about it with Bryan and Big Brother Mike. Heck, she can't even wait to get the discussion started! They question what the hell Lawon was thinking, talk about the cleanly shaven Adam and ponder if Kalia will ever get Jeff & Jordan to like her again. They even tackle the most controversial twist of the Summer, the return of a past house-guest and why they DON'T think it was rigged! Listen up and see if you agree! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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August 09, 2011 07:58 PM PDT
Allegedly Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike were set to record an "eh" episode about an "eh" episode of Big Brother, but it turned out to be a fun one. They talk about Jeff and Kalia's fight, bizarro Jordan and Rachael the catty smart ass. Big Brother Mike also lets us all in on a fight that we didn't see after the Have/Have Not competition. If you think this is impressive, the trio also talk about some other reality shows, some alleged Big Brother drama from past house guests but also Big Brother Jesus. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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August 06, 2011 03:44 PM PDT
What a week on Big Brother! I mean there was some real craziness going on w/ Brendan and Rachel's cry cry baby face making and Adam's elfishness. Seriously, it was nuts and we have Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike to guide you through it all. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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August 02, 2011 08:56 PM PDT
Who was the winner of the Head of Household competition? What was inside those five snowballs? Did Rachel slip or did she just want to sit next to Jeff? Why was Lawon eating olives from a tin can? Find out the answer to these questions and more when you listen to this episode! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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July 29, 2011 11:58 PM PDT
We watch Big Brother, you watch Big Brother, we talk about it, you listen to it. That's how this goes right? Here's another episode of Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike breaking down the ins and outs of the Big Brother USA 13 game. We talk about the over zealousness of Daniel's game, the ambitiousness of Dominic's and the accidental cleverness of Shelly's. We also rag on Brendon for the way he's acting, discuss our mixed feelings on Kalia and continue our campaign of our love for Lawon. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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July 26, 2011 09:38 PM PDT
Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike team up once again to catch you up on Big Brother. Not only do we talk about the (lame) Luxury Competition, the awesomeness that is David Hasslehoff but also Brendon & Rachel's Wah Wah Time. Other highlights include Allison wearing goggles, Bryan calling out other podcasters, Big Brother Mike doing some celebrity impressions and the return of a favorite Big Brother segment from our show last year. Can you guess what it is? Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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July 23, 2011 09:14 PM PDT
Back once again to do a once over on this week of Big Brother. Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike love all things big brother and have a lot to say this week about game strategy, social strategy and Franklin the turtle. It is a crazy episode where Big Brother Mike flat out disagrees with a lot of what Allison is saying and Bryan goes back and forth between them pointing out the merits and pitfalls of each plan. Things are so out of hand Bryan even starts to defend Rachel! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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July 15, 2011 09:35 PM PDT
Live, in the same studio, it is Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike covering the first week of Big Brother 13 for I'm Not Here to Make Friends! The three of them talk about the Big Brother 13 house and discuss the week's nominations, POV and ultimately the first eviction of the summer. They also discus the sad departure of Evel Dick and what they think it means to the game. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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July 09, 2011 04:46 PM PDT
Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike sit down together to talk about the premier of Big Brother 13. They discuss the ins and outs of the premier as well as what Julie Chen was wearing and of course the twist upon twist upon twist that BB has going on. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com
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July 01, 2011 11:21 PM PDT
Big Brother is back! Allison and Bryan are back! We're talking about Big Brother, of course this means that Big Brother Mike is back too! We talk give our honest reactions on the new look of the house and also share our totally biased, unfair and uneducated knee-jerk reactions to the new cast members. We also discus this season's "twist". But don't worry, just because the show doesn't premier until July 7th, Big Brother Mike is already bringing in the Big Brother dirt! It is good to be back! Contact Us:
May 12, 2011 03:39 PM PDT
Allison and Bryan are back, and the PBR is flowing as they drink up some sweet sweet beer and tell you all about the final episode(s) of the Amazing Race Unfinished Business! They talk about other things too, as they are wont to do at times. At time? Try like always! But they still round aboutly talk about the Amazing Race. Also, phone calls from our buddy Patrick! These phone calls once again lead to a lengthy discussion of the finale of RuPaul's Drag Race 3. the Amazing Race Unfinished Business : Finale Contact Us:
May 05, 2011 10:40 PM PDT
Allison and Bryan sit down to discus the latest episode of the Amazing Race Unfinished Business and... not much else. It is pretty short one folks, enjoy it! the Amazing Race Unfinished Business : Episode 10 Contact Us:
April 29, 2011 10:10 PM PDT
It is a little bit late but Allison and Bryan are back in LA and back to covering some awesome reality television. We start off on quite a bit of discussion about the latest episode of the Real World before delving into our real discussion and covering the finale of RuPaul's Drag Race. After that we start to talk about the awesomest and most hilarious episode of the Amazing Race that has ever aired! the Real World Las Vegas (2011) : Episode 8
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April 21, 2011 10:39 PM PDT
Another glorious episode from your friends Bryan and Allison at I'm Not Here to Make Friends! We talk about 2 episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race, but we don't get to far into that before Allison is telling stories of her youth. Also, "Allison's Mom" and "Little Allison" stop by for a visit. Allison and Bryan also talk a bit about attending an Amazing Race viewing party w/ Kent & Vyxsin as well as the latest episode of the Amazing Race. The episode closes out w/ 2 sad but kind phone calls from our 2 most dedicated listeners, everyone at I'm Not Here to Make Friends is pulling for you guys! RuPaul’s Drag Race 3 : Episode 11
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April 17, 2011 10:01 PM PDT
Allison and Bryan let you in on what went on for them at this weekend's Reality Rally. It was a good time had over 3 days. Running around with, and trying to keep up with reality tv stars is harder than you'd think, but they're also all such nice people that it makes the tiredness all worth it! P.S. Allison does know that she said "Enzo" as opposed to "Lane" for final 2 big brother season 12. Give her a break it was a long weekend and she was still half drunk! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
April 07, 2011 09:16 PM PDT
I'm Not Here to Make Friends teams up w/ Patrick from Scream Queenz and his man Brad to talk about the time they were on an episode of Kitchen Nightmares, specifically the episode where Gordon Ramsey comes to help out Queens, New York's PJ's Steakhouse in February. A good time is had by all, well not at the time of eating for Patrick and Brad. After all that its kitten time! Kitchen Nightmares 4 : Episode 3 (PJ's Steakhouse) Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
April 03, 2011 03:30 PM PDT
Allison and Bryan are back to catch up on all the reality television they've fallen behind on! We have 3 episodes of Top Chef All Stars to discuss! That's right! We cover the 2 episodes leading to the finale and then the finale itself! After that it is time to cover 2 episodes each of the Amazing Race as well as RuPaul's Drag Race. Be sure to pay attention to the awesome remix that was put together! Also, we have a bit of listener messages to listen to as well. Its a good time, and a lot shorter than you'd think for covering 7 1/2 hours of television! Top Chef All Stars : Episode 14
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March 15, 2011 09:02 PM PDT
This is it! The big One Hundred and Fiftieth episode of I'm Not Here to Make Friends! Can you believe it! This episode is crazy! We're not kidding! About half way through the fire alarm in our building goes off. The episode pauses for just a little bit before we pick back up. It is a pretty good one and totally awesome fun, Allison even compares two of the greatest men in all of history (you know, Jesus and Charlie Sheen). Top Chef All Stars : Episode 13
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March 08, 2011 10:51 PM PST
Woah, these two just won't shut up about reality television! Or really anything else that pops into their heads. That's right, they've been drinking again. They let you in on their thoughts on the latest episodes of Top Chef All Stars, the Amazing Race : Unfinished Business and RuPaul's Drag Race. Not only that but find out what else they've been watching this week (it rhymes with Mom Erica's Text Freight Messed Jaunt)! That's not all but they talk a lot about Batman, the Joker, racists and food in general. Wait till you hear the phone calls from Patrick... can I just say: Kitty Wedding! It is all most TOO CUTE! Top Chef All Stars : Episode 12
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March 01, 2011 10:00 PM PST
After last week's humiliating loss of a podcast Bryan and Allison are back pretending both that last week didn't happen, and that it did and they covered it already, in either case they're moving on because reality television sleeps for no one. We go over the deep fried Southern goodness that was Top Chef All-Stars, the very kangaroo-ificness of the Amazing Race and the tasty cake filled yumminess of RuPaul's Drag Race. All that, Allison and Bryan doing their normal goof off routine (stick to the shows you crazy kids!) and just wait until near the end, when all signs are pointing to an other possible podcast loss! Oh man, these two almost lose it! Stay until the end and Allison will let you in on why we haven't been seeing Al Meatball around lately. Top Chef All Stars : Episode 11
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February 13, 2011 10:49 PM PST
Woah, look who's back to doing a podcast on a weekly basis! That's right its us! Hurrah! We're covering RuPaul's Drag Race and Top Chef All Stars! Oh yeah! That's not all, Al Meatball stops by again to tell us the latest happenings on the Jersey Shore. We also crack each other up a few times, Allison shows off her awesome jingle writing skills and Bryan amuses himself making references that no one will ever get (like last week w/ that "Pizza Sub" song, what the hell was that all about?) RuPaul’s Drag Race : Episode 3
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February 06, 2011 09:12 PM PST
Another week off and now we give a HUGE EPISODE! Oh yes yes, it is another long one, but its a damn treat that you should be happy to get. Especially in this economy when free and awesome treats are few and far between. Bryan and Allison are going to talk at you about RuPaul's Drag Race and Top Chef All-Stars! Woo! But that's not all fare listener, we also get a visit from Al Meatball for the New Jersey Update, it totally isn't Allison doing a voice at all, updating you on the happenings of Jerseylicious, the Glam Fairy & Jersey Shore. That's not all, Allison once again goes on a Lady GaGa rant, Bryan tells everyone about Mr. Lunch the professional bird chaser and the both talk about the Reality Rally. With all that can you believe there is also some listener phone message as well? Well there is, don't be an idiot! We've been friends for so long I can't fathom why you would doubt me! RuPaul's Drag Race : Episode Premier
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January 23, 2011 08:11 PM PST
Allison and Bryan come out of drunken hibernation to talk about the last 2 weeks worth of Top Chef All Stars. Allison takes the time to mention a bit of Jersey Shore-ness. Also, why does Bryan remember the Brown's Chicken logo completely different looking? Is he getting his Midwest chicken franchises mixed up? Regardless, when we get to that argument, you can just know that Allison is already right on all counts and that Bryan is fried chicken ignorant. Top Chef All Stars : Episode 6
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January 09, 2011 06:50 PM PST
New year, new episode, same old I'm Not Here to Make Friends goodness. We talk about the latest Top Chef All Stars episode and how awesome Fabio's turtle is and how horrible the editing on the episode was. We also become part of the problem by watching the season premier of the latest Jersey Shore, but hey, it gives us the insight to be able to tell you all about it. We get some awesome phone messages as well, seriously, they're all awesome! Top Chef All Stars : Episode 5
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December 26, 2010 09:05 PM PST
It certainly is a Christmas miracle, as Allison and Bryan are back with a new episode. We catch up on the last 3 weeks of Top Chef All Stars as well as wrap up our coverage on the Amazing Race. But wait, there's more! As what else we're watching this week is Storage Wars and Allison is loving the new game show Million Dollar Money Drop. That's right, we cover all that and even field a few calls, all in under an hour and a half. If that's not a miracle I'll eat much magic hat. Top Chef All Stars : Episode 2
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December 04, 2010 12:33 AM PST
It would be wrong to call it a comeback, as we've been here for a established and significant amount of time, but it is true we took some time off. We get into why we did as well as deliver some Reality Show News before heading into our show coverage. We get all Amazing Raced and then we hit up the end of I Love Money 4 before witnessing the beginning of Top Chef All Stars. We had a ball recording this and we hope you will have a good time listening to it! Also, phone calls! And they. Are. Awesome! Amazing Race 17 : Episode 8
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November 11, 2010 09:22 PM PST
Yay! We're talking! Talking to you about reality shows! Reality shows are awesome, and we're awesomer for talking about them, and you're awesomest for listening to us talk about them! Go you! We start off going over the Amazing Race and all its amazingness, then we talk about I Love Money and all its herpesness. We're super clever! And funny! And good looking, but not as good looking as you dear listener, you're the best. Thanks again for listening and being interested in us and reality television! Amazing Race 17 : Episode 7
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Tests & Treatments : Just for Fun
March 26, 2010 09:40 AM PDT
Kelsey Thorn, the winner of Solitary 4.0, gets interviewed by Allison and Bryan. Find out how she ended up on the show, her reactions to winning and just what she thought of VAL. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
Tests & Treatments : For the Family
March 25, 2010 01:00 AM PDT
Rommel Gargoles is interviewed by Allison and Bryan about his time hanging out with VAL, what kept him going and what it is like getting to the finals. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
Tests & Treatments : Solitary 4.0 Finale Running Commentary
March 20, 2010 09:08 PM PDT
Allison & Bryan get ready to watch the finale of Solitary 4.0 and they let you in on the fun. Fun? Well maybe that's a strong word, but it is interesting to hear their blow by blow description of what's going on as it happens. So load up that DVR again and get ready to watch it again w/ a couple of the biggest Solitary fans out there. There are some spots where we get caught up JUST watching the show, but I'm sure you can agree, it was so riveting that you just HAD to watch and keep your mouth shut. Let us know what you want us to ask the finalists!
Tests & Treatments : Like a Bad Ass Game of Simon
March 19, 2010 02:05 AM PDT
Sorry folks, a few days late and nothing more special than Allison and Bryan talking about the latest episode. We're on our way to the finals and we can't wait! But not just that, but we also announce our contest winners! Get a hold of us!
Tests & Treatments : Virtualy Amazing
March 10, 2010 06:17 PM PST
Allison and Bryan are talking about Solitary 4.0 Episode 6! Going over all the spins, putts, punches, lies, mazes & air guitaring like the champs they are. All that and an interview with Bea Henington AKA #7. Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
Tests & Treatments : Disposable
March 04, 2010 11:20 AM PST
Allison and Bryan are joined by Liberty Freeman AKA #9 to discuss her time in the pod. Our episode in 2 parts:
Tests & Treatments : Shut Up Babies!
February 24, 2010 04:25 PM PST
Allison and Bryan are covering episode four of the very excellent Solitary 4.0! Not only is there the usual recap, but a totally kick ass interview w/ #5 Mr. Todd Ranck. Not only does he talk about his time in the pod, but also enlightens us to his experiences in his professional game show career. On top of all that he even starts to interview Allison and Bryan! Part 1 : Episode 4 Recap
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February 18, 2010 02:14 PM PST
Allison and Bryan get the rare chance to visit the set of Solitary 4.0 and interview Executive Producers and Creators Andrew J. Golder and Lincoln D. Hiatt. Get a hold of us!
Tests & Treatments : Shut Your Hole!
February 17, 2010 10:14 PM PST
Allison and Bryan present part one of a 2 part coverage of Solitary 4.0 this week. We unfortunately didn't get a chance to talk to #8 (Erik) but we have a special give away, so make sure to listen up for that as well. Be on the look out for part 2 of this edition of Tasks & Treatments coming soon! Links of Note:
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Tests & Treatments : Cook My Eggs with a Spoon
February 10, 2010 10:30 AM PST
More Solitary 4.0 coverage from your favorite reality show critics at I'm Not Here to Make Friends. Once again we have some interviews for you as well as our regular coverage. This episode delivers the goods harder than a paddling from VAL. Part 1 : Episode 2 Coverage
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Tests & Treatments : Have You Memorized it Yet?
February 03, 2010 04:55 PM PST
Solitary 4.0 is upon us and we couldn't be happier! Boy, do we have a heck of a show for you this week! We have a bunch of interviews for you! Part 1 : Allison and Bryan recap the Solitary 4.0 season premier
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February 23, 2009 09:25 AM PST
A few weeks back Allison and Bryan got to talk to Richard Blais about his experiences on Top Chef Chicago, as well as his new culinary ventures to round out our Life After Top Chef series for this season. Life After Top Chef : DaleFebruary 16, 2009 03:18 AM PST
Dale Talde stops by to tell Allison and Bryan about what he's doing now and how life has been for him since being on Top Chef. Life After Top Chef : MalarkeyFebruary 09, 2009 12:25 AM PST
Allison and Bryan get a chance to find out how Brian Malarkey is doing, and what he's been up to lately. Life After Top Chef : StephanieJanuary 24, 2009 03:24 AM PST
Allison and Bryan see what's been going on in the busy life of Top Chef Chicago winner Stephanie Izard. Life After Top Chef : IlanJanuary 16, 2009 12:03 PM PST
We get a chance to see what's going on in the life of Top Chef Los Angeles winner Ilan! He's a man that needs no introduction (that's why there isn't one, also because we ran out of time and the interview is long enough as it is!) and we'd like to once again thank him for taking his time to tell us about his life. Life After Top Chef : CJJanuary 09, 2009 07:09 AM PST
Wow! Our first video episode! No way! And what better way to spend it than with talking to Top Chef Miami's CJ about what he's been up to lately. Oh, and also have a few drinks. Life After Top Chef : SpikeJanuary 01, 2009 07:00 PM PST
This week Allison and Bryan sit down with Top Chef Chicago's Spike and find out how life has been treating him. Life After Top Chef : AndrewDecember 25, 2008 10:22 AM PST
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