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Episode 92 : Don't #@!% it Up!
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February 09, 2010 01:13 AM PST
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RuPaul's Drag Race and Last Restaurant Standing is all we're covering this week. Well those and No Reservations (which is what we're watching this week). We get into why there's no other shows covered and we talk a lot about various things too. Bryan drops several comic book references and Allison talks about being sick. That's right folks, Allison is sick and yet she still musters up the strength to talk to you! Also a phone call from the awesomeness that is Patrick.

Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Video Links:
Comfort Wipe : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM
Google Results with Rob Huebel and Aziz Ansari : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xckVwxVjG4Y

Tasks & Treatments : Have You Memorized it Yet?
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February 03, 2010 04:30 PM PST
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Solitary 4.0 is upon us and we couldn't be happier! Boy, do we have a heck of a show for you this week! We have a bunch of interviews for you!

Part 1 : Allison and Bryan recap the Solitary 4.0 season premier
Part 2 : An interview with the original #6 Rhonda Lucero
Part 3 : An interview with #1 Nick Leland
Part 4 : Mystery interview!

Links of Note:
#6 AKA Rhonda : http://rhondalucero.com
#6's Husband AKA Mr Mojo : http://tonylucero.com
#1 AKA Nick : http://cancerismyreality.com

Get a hold of us! Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Episode 91 : Deal With It
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February 02, 2010 12:42 AM PST
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More beers, more shows, more snarkiness, why it's the all new and improved I'm Not Here to Make Friends starring Allison and Bryan. On this weeks edition we cover Frank the Entertainer in a Basement Affair, Project Runway and Last Restaurant Standing! Also be sure to listen up for what we're watching this week. We have a special announcement about our Solitary 4.0 coverage and a message from Patrick that gets Allison all sorts of riled up!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Links of Note:
Save Solitary : www.savesolitary.com
Wednesday's Live Solitary Call-In Show : http://chataboutit.com/about/robert-galinskys-reality
Reality Rehash : http://realityrehash.com

PS at the end of this show Bryan was saying "A joke stealer is ME!" but he got cut off and it just sounds strange, so he thought he'd point it out in this here episode rundown.

Episode 90 : Bitch Driven
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January 26, 2010 01:42 AM PST
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Beers back in hand Allison and Bryan take on Last Restaurant Standing, Project Runway and Frank the Entertainer of Love in a Basement Affair. We reveal a new segment "What We're Watching This Week" and share a bit of reality show news. Also back is our buddy Patrick and even Conchita! Hurrah for reality shows! Hurrah I say! Hurrah!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Links of Note: Save Solitary : www.savesolitary.com

Episode 89 : Therefore Television is Reality
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January 19, 2010 12:04 AM PST
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Allison and Bryan are back! That's right! Finally they're airing reality shows again! We hit up 3 episodes of Frank the Entertainer in a Basement Affair, 2 episodes of Last Restaurant Standing and the premier of the latest season of Project Runway!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Links of Note:
Save Solitary : www.savesolitary.com

Episode 88 : Season Finale Madness!
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December 20, 2009 04:32 AM PST
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The season finale's of the Amazing Race and Top Chef are covered by the always exciting and excitable Allison and Bryan. While both finale's were to be found kinda boring, these 2 discuss them like they were the riveting television they were intended to be. We lament the loss of Team Ms USA and then rip Bravo a new one. We catch up with number one fan Patrick on his adventures in California and we hear from a new caller and an old favorite!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Links of Note
Save Solitary : www.SaveSolitary.com
Endless Simmer : www.EndlessSimmer.com
Ilan Hall's the Gorbals : www.theGorbalsLA.com

Pack Your Knives and Go Las Vegas : Week 14 pt. 2
December 17, 2009 12:21 PM PST
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Michael Voltaggio is interviewed by Endless Simmer's Brendan and I'm Not Here to Make Friends' Allison and Bryan. We find out who's idea it was for Michael and Bryan to go on Top Chef, how it was to have his mom at the finale and what Michael really thinks about Kevin's cooking.

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com & www.EndlessSimmer.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com & info@endlesssimmer.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @EndlessSimmer

Pack Your Knives and Go Las Vegas : Week 14 pt. 1
December 16, 2009 03:21 PM PST
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Interviewing Top Chef runners-up Kevin Gillespie and Bryan Voltaggio is Allison, Brendan and Bryan of I'm Not Here to Make Friends and Endless Simmer. It was an interesting experience being able to talk to both of them at the same time, to say the least. Find out Kevin thought about going up against the brothers and what they each thought about Kevin being eliminated!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com & www.EndlessSimmer.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com & info@endlesssimmer.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @EndlessSimmer

Pack Your Knives and Go Las Vegas : Week 13
December 05, 2009 06:47 AM PST
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Allison, Brendan and Bryan interview the latest Top Chef casualty, Jen. While it was sad to watch her exit the show, she was totally awesome and friendly to talk to. She shares with us about her final dish, her hardest challenge, her favorite moment and what she really thought of New Jersey Mike!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com & www.EndlessSimmer.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com & info@endlesssimmer.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @EndlessSimmer

Episode 87 : Smite You with Metaphor Fists!
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December 01, 2009 09:44 PM PST
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Top Chef & Amazing Race coverage from your favorite podcasters Allison and Bryan! Wheee! We took a week off, but so did Top Chef. Amazing Race didn't take a holiday break so Allison and Bryan race to catch you up with two episodes worth of amazing racing. We keep it pretty much on task this week and fly through it while adding our (way more than) two cents. Sadly, no listener messages this week... we almost cried.

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Links of Note
Save Solitary : www.SaveSolitary.com
Drunken Zombie : www.DrunkenZombie.com
Endless Simmer : www.EndlessSimmer.com
All Top Chef : www.alltopchef.com

Pack Your Knives and Go Las Vegas : Week 12
November 21, 2009 09:31 PM PST
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Brendan and Bryan interview the latest Top Chef cast off, Eli. He talks a bit about his friendship with Richard Blais and his interactions with Robin. Sorry this interview was a little late folks!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com & www.EndlessSimmer.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com & info@endlesssimmer.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @EndlessSimmer

Episode 86 : Casino Royale with Cheese
November 17, 2009 09:12 PM PST
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Do you watch Top Chef & the Amazing Race? Allison and Bryan sure do and they're here to tell you not only what happened but also what they think! Sounds fun right? Yes it does! So strap in and get ready for some awesome podcasting action! Wheeeeeeee!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Links of Note
Save Solitary : www.SaveSolitary.com
Reality Star Trivia Showdown : RealityStarTrivia.Wordpress.com
Endless Simmer : www.EndlessSimmer.com

Pack Your Knives and Go Las Vegas : Week 11
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November 13, 2009 10:12 AM PST
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This time around Robin Leventhal gets the question treatment from Allison and Brendan (yay! Brendan's back!) as Bryan mostly just plays host & giggles (he's just lazy). Robin told us what it was like to be in the house before and after the tension sets in and just how hard being on Top Chef can be.

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com & www.EndlessSimmer.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com & info@endlesssimmer.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @EndlessSimmer

Episode 85 : Cookies Are Yummy
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November 10, 2009 10:53 PM PST
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Amazing Race and the Top Chef Reunion are the topics for this podcast, so you know it's going to be a good one! These are 2 of our favorite shows, and it really comes through when we start to talk about them. There's also some muppet talk as well as information on our upcoming event and the cherry on top, calls from Number One Fan Patrick, who's calling out our other listeners for a challenge. Get involved listeners, don't let him down!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Episode 85 Break Down:
(00:02:15) Announcements
(00:05:45) Allison Talks About Whatever the Hell She Wants : Lego Batman the Videogame
(00:08:07) Top Chef Reunion Dinner
(00:22:07) Amazing Race 15 (Episode 8 )
(00:47:23) Ratings
(00:51:45) Listener Mail (AKA Patrick's Corner)

Websites of Note:
Save Solitary : www.SaveSolitary.com
Reality Star Trivia Showdown : www.RealityStarTrivia.wordpress.com
Endless Simmer : www.EndlessSimmer.com

Closing music mashed up by Lenlow : www.lenlow.com

Episode 84 : Instant Classic
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November 03, 2009 01:40 AM PST
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Top Chef Las Vegas & the Amazing Race are discussed and Allison promises a quick but fun episode and then notably fails, on the quick part that is. Bryan eggs her on, so they're both at fault but that's the risk you take with free entertainment. This was an alright week for Top Chef but Amazing Race was so damn awesome, just listen to how excited Allison & Bryan get! And listeners, off topic, but what are your top 5 classic television series?

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

(00:01:43) Reality Show News
(00:07:52) Top Chef (Episode 10) first attempt (then Allison talks about singing in public)
(00:10:10) Top Chef (Episode 10) second attempt (then Allison talks about star makers)
(00:12:57) Top Chef (Episode 10) third attempt (then Allison & Bryan talk about classic TV)
(00:27:26) Top Chef (Episode 10) fourth attempt (we finally talk about Top Chef)
(00:55:05) Amazing Race (Episode 7)
(01:15:12) Ratings
(01:16:22) Listener Mail

Other websites to hit up:
Event tickets : www.ibginc.org/tickets
VAL speaks : www.savesolitary.com
Endless Simmer : www.EndlessSimmer.com

p.s. When Bryan was singing his goodbye song to New Jersey Mike, he wanted to be doing a version of Nerf Herder's "New Jersey Girl" but he's an idiot and did a version of "Nose Ring Girl" so basically his joke totally failed on all counts. Bryan, ya blew it!

Pack Your Knives and Go Las Vegas : Week 10
October 30, 2009 10:20 AM PDT
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Mike Isabella AKA New Jersey Mike takes some time out of his busy schedule to talk to Allison and Bryan about his experiences on Top Chef. He was a fun guy who was a pleasure to interview and we get a little bit of background on how he came to be a jack of all trades in food styles!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com & www.EndlessSimmer
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com & info@endlesssimmer.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @EndlessSimmer

Episode 83 : Doki Doki Panik
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October 28, 2009 10:03 AM PDT
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Top Chef Las Vegas & the Amazing Race are covered in this week's slightly late installment of I'm Not Here to Make Friends : a Reality Show Podcast. We also have some reality show news to share with everyone, our usual silliness and a few phone calls from our number one fan Patrick. Remember kids, water slides are fun!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

(00:02:01) Reality Show News
(00:08:38) Top Chef (Episode 9) attempt 1
(00:11:30) Top Chef (Episode 9) attempt 2
(00:46:16) Amazing Race (Episode 6)
(01:07:32) Ratings
(01:09:15) Listener Mail

Other Websites Mentioned:
http://www.EndlessSimmer.com
http://RealityRanker.wordpress.com
http://www.SaveSolitary.com

Pack Your Knives and Go Las Vegas : Week 9
October 23, 2009 11:09 AM PDT
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Allison and Bryan team up to bring you an interview with the Laurine the latest to get the boot on Top Chef Las Vegas, while Brendan from Endless Simmer enjoys some time away. This is a MUST LISTEN as Laurine says some pretty shocking things!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com & www.EndlessSimmer.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com & info@endlesssimmer.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @EndlessSimmer

Episode 82 : Spanish Lesson
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October 21, 2009 12:03 AM PDT
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Oh all you lucky listeners out there, we have a show for you! Allison and Bryan discus the finale of Hell's Kitchen and the most current episodes of Top Chef and the Amazing Race. They also have some reality show news to toss at you and even a call to action for all you fellow Solitary fans. Get ready for some excitement as our man Patrick has a new song to share with everyone!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

(00:02:30) Reality Show News
(00:11:31) Hell’s Kitchen Finale
(00:37:33) Top Chef (Episode 8 )
(01:08:54) Amazing Race (Episode 5)
(01:29:24) Ratings
(01:32:20) Listener Mail & Song

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Pack Your Knives and Go Las Vegas : Week 8
October 16, 2009 11:11 AM PDT
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Allison and Bryan team up with Brendan from Endless Simmer to bring you an interview with the Ash the latest culinary casualty on Top Chef Las Vegas. See what Ash thinks about Robyn, learn how he entered the culinary world, and what he's learned in his time on Top Chef.

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com & www.EndlessSimmer.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com & info@endlesssimmer.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @EndlessSimmer

Episode 81 : Eat a Bowl of It
October 13, 2009 02:59 AM PDT
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Bryan and Allison talk about an upcoming event, orange drink vs. Tang, the Spanish language, Fanta, stealing away television cooks, Superfriends, Transformers and when they can, they fit it in some time to discuss some reality shows. Shows such as Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef Las Vegas and the Amazing Race.

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

(00:01:50) Special Announcement
(00:06:53) Hell’s Kitchen (Episode 13)
(00:27:08) Top Chef (Episode 7)
(01:08:24) Amazing Race (Episode 4)
(01:23:08) Ratings
(01:24:43) Listener Mail

Episode 80 : Eat the Wasabi
October 06, 2009 12:04 AM PDT
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Are you ready to travel the world by proxy? Are you ready to watch reality television? Are you ready to do both? That's right, it is the return of the Amazing Race! We hit up the 2 hour premier and then the 3rd episode! Oh and we also cover last week's Hell's Kitchen too. We also announce the winners of our House Husbands of Hollywood contest.

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

(00:02:13) Reality Show News?
(00:09:46) Amazing Race (Episodes 1 & 2)
(00:57:47) Hell's Kitchen (Episode 12)
(01:12:27) Amazing Race (Episode 3)
(01:28:09) Ratings
(01:29:48) Listener Mail

Episode 79 : Eat it Like a Taco
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September 30, 2009 10:55 PM PDT
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Allison and Bryan are awesome! Awesome enough to talk about Top Chef and the 2hrs of Hell's Kitchen they tossed at us last week. That's right, we're a little behind, but that's because of all that booze we've been drinking. Don't worry about it though, we're getting some help (being too poor to drink is help right?) So sit back and enjoy another Chef-tastic episode of I'm Not Here to Make Friends!

Episode 78 : What a Fool Believes
September 21, 2009 01:56 AM PDT
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Allison and Bryan have a short one for you. Not that they wanted it to be, it's just that nothing else was on except for Top Chef Las Vegas this week. Big Brother is over, Hell's Kitchen took the week off, Amazing Race has yet to start, so what were we to do?

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

(00:02:50) Announcements & Contests
(00:04:13) Top Chef Las Vegas (Episode 5)
(00:29:18) Ratings
(00:32:56) Patrick's Complaint Corner

Episode 77 : Big Brother 11 Live Finale
September 19, 2009 02:18 AM PDT
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Big Brother Mike, Allison and Bryan are going to talk about the finale! The finale of Big Brother 11! Oh man was this season great! We find out the result of the third phase of the final HOH competition as well as see who wins the show. Can we admit here that we cheered? Oh man did we cheer! We also talk about what liked about this season. Then Bryan and Allison bid farewell to Big Brother Mike until next summer.

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 76 : Soyez Comme Un Chaton
September 16, 2009 12:34 AM PDT
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Allison and Bryan are doing the usual catch up double episode and covering 2 episodes each of Hell's Kitchen and Top Chef Las Vegas. It's all awesome when they talk about all cooking shows all the time! And guess what? For once they're nearly current! Woo! Not only do they talk about the cooking on the shows they talk about they food they're going to make for themselves as soon as this podcast is over. So get hungry, it's I'm Not Here to Make Friends time, and they've brought seconds!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

(00:02:03) Announcements & Contests
(00:16:17) Hell’s Kitchen (Episode 8)
(00:41:32) Hell’s Kitchen (Episode 9)
(00:57:09) Top Chef Las Vegas (Episode 3)
(01:18:18) Top Chef Las Vegas (Episode 4)
(01:48:41) Ratings
(01:51:24) Patrick's Call-in Corner

Episode 75 : Big Brother 11 Final Week : HOH phases 1 & 2
September 13, 2009 05:09 AM PDT
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Big Brother Mike, Allison and Bryan are going to talk about some awesomeness! The awesomeness that is Big Brother 11! Oh man was this episode great! We find out the result of the first phase of the final HOH competition as well as see the second phase decided. Can we admit here that we cheered? Listen up and get ready for the finale with us! And don't forget to vote America!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 74 : Big Brother 11 Final Week : Nominations, Veto & Elimination
September 10, 2009 02:43 PM PDT
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Allison and Big Brother Mike are at the helm discussing what's going on in the Big Brother house. Topics include, Natalie's lies, Michelle's devil horns, Natalie's outfit, a Big Baby, a Copy Cat, a Cockroach and the return of Pandora's Box.

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 73 : Big Brother 11 Week 8
September 06, 2009 01:45 AM PDT
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Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike cover it all. Covering week 8 of Big Brother from who won Head of Household to Nominations to the Veto competition and sadly to Eviction. Yes it's a sad day here, and Allison totally called it.

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 72 : Vegas Baby!
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September 04, 2009 12:39 AM PDT
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Hell's Kitchen, Vegas, Top Chef, Vegas, Dungeons & Dragons, Spooky Babies, Video Games, Allison, Bryan, Patrick, Gambling and More! This episode has got it all! So strap on in for the best hour and 15 minutes you've ever spent listening to a podcast!
WARNING : THIS EPISODE CONTAINS THE F-WORD... A LOT

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Episode 72 Breakdown:
(00:02:32) Hell’s Kitchen (Episode 7)
(00:28:29) Top Chef Las Vegas (Episode 2)
(01:04:40) Ratings
(01:06:21) Patrick's Call-in Corner
(01:14:40) Sorry Listener, the Princess is in another Podcast (flicks you off)

Episode 71 : Big Brother 11 Week 7 : Elimination
August 30, 2009 02:57 AM PDT
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More Big Brother action brought to you by the team of Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike. Allison and Big Brother Mike are still arguing over Jeff's decision to use the POV on Kevin in the last episode, as well as discussing Russel and Jordan's big fight. All 3 of our hosts are on the edges of their seats trying to figure out what the new and mysterious power that Julie Chen teased at the end of the episode!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 70 : Don't Care
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August 28, 2009 02:20 AM PDT
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Once again Allison and Bryan are still playing catch up! They're discussing the Top Chef Masters finale, last week's Hell's Kitchen and the premier of Top Chef Las Vegas. Things are pretty chill, laid back and hilarious, and they even give you an insight into their podcast making process. It should be noted that the good times can't last forever and the duo take it upon themselves to talk about the Megan Wants a Millionaire controversy that has put a dark cloud over reality television. To bring back the fun we read some email from our number one fan Patrick that is all about CBS's There Goes the Neighborhood as well as a quick and small voicemail from him. Once again, let's hear it for a year of I'm Not Here to Make Friends!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Episode 70 Breakdown:
(00:03:48) Top Chef Masters (Finale)
(00:42:07) Hell’s Kitchen (Episode 6)
(01:07:59) Top Chef Las Vegas (Episode 1)
(01:35:55) Megan Wants a Millionaire/Ryan Jenkins Controversy
(01:53:18) Ratings
(01:54:59) Patrick's #1 Fan Message Round Up/There Goes the Neighborhood (Episodes 1, 2 & 3)

Apologies time: Bryan wasn't able to find the actual Klark Kent song Don't Care on all of the internet (even to legitimately purchase!) but he hopes that the cover version by Skankin' Pickle he used will suffice.

Episode 69 : Big Brother 11 Week 6 : Eviction & Week 7 : Nominations & Veto
August 27, 2009 12:10 AM PDT
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So Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike got a little behind on things, but we never stopped watching Big Brother, so we finally get the chance to let you know what we think. Not only do you get the normal and awesome Big Brother talk that you've come to know and love, but you also get 2, count them, 2 songs by number one fan Patrick to open and close this episode! Also, listen for Allison and Big Brother Mike disagreeing on some BB strategy and tell us who you agree with.

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Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 68 : Big Brother 11 Week 6 : Nominations, Eviction, HOH Again and various craziness
August 20, 2009 02:32 PM PDT
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Big Brother Mike, Allison and Bryan get together to discuss all the effed-up-ness going on in the Big Brother house. From Chima being a nut, Allison Grodner talking to the house guests, to some putt putt golf and Dae Yum Yum, the 3 of them talk about it all.

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Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends & @BigBrother11

Episode 67 : In the Knife
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August 18, 2009 01:08 AM PDT
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It's about time that Allison and Bryan return to doing their regularly scheduled show! They kick it off with some Reality Show News before diving into 2 weeks worth of Hell's Kitchen. Next up is talking about 2 episodes of Top Chef Masters. We'll straight up apologize right now for the audio problems that plague us for about 4 minutes starting when we talk about the judges for the 1st episode of Top Chef Masters, once it clears up, it's some awesome recapping action! After that, much to Allison's hatred and Bryan's amusement they cover 2 episodes of Megan Wants a Millionaire. We finally wrap it all up with the last episode of Next Food Network Star. It's a long one, but it's a good one, take it from me, the All Knowing Podcast Content Describer!

Get a hold of us!
Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
E-Mail : NotMakeFriends@gmail.com
Phone : (206) 202-3261
Twitter : @NotMakeFriends

Episode 67 Breakdown:
(00:02:50) Reality Show News
(00:08:23) Hell’s Kitchen (Episode 4)
(00:36:08) Hell’s Kitchen (Episode 5)
(00:51:31) Top Chef Masters (Episode 8)
(00:53:24 - 00:57:10 Audio Problems, sorry!)
(01:10:20) Top Chef Masters (Episode 9)
(01:34:46) Megan Wants a Millionaire (Episode 1)
(01:52:11) Megan Wants a Millionaire (Episode 2)
(01:59:38) Next Food Network Star (Finale)
(02:04:50) Ratings
(02:05:45) Fan Messages

Episode 66 : Big Brother 11 Week 5 : Eviction
August 16, 2009 02:43 AM PDT
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After a rousing intro song by our number one fan Patrick, Big Brother Mike, Allison and Bryan get down to business talking about this week's eviction episode. Boy did this one have it all! It certainly was a roller coaster ride of an hour! Strap in and relive it all again with us. In a prescient move, at the end of this episode Allison remarks about watching next week's craziness, not a few hours before we all got news of the actual in house craziness! Next Big Brother podcast will be a doozey!

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Episode 65 : Househusbands of Hollywood Interview Special
August 14, 2009 10:15 AM PDT
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For the first time on the podcast, our very own writer, Danielle, takes some time to talk to the stars of Househusbands of Hollywood. The show will begin airing Saturday August 15th on the Fox Reality Channel, so check it out, we certainly will be.

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Episode 64 : Big Brother 11 Week 5 : Nominations & Veto
August 13, 2009 10:05 AM PDT
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Big Brother Mike, Allison and a surprisingly vocal Bryan tackle the first 2 episodes of week 5 of Big Brother 11. They discuss the nominations and the cluck-a-rrific veto competition.

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Episode 63 : Big Brother Interview Special : Michelle from Big Brother 10
August 10, 2009 01:38 AM PDT
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Allison and Bryan get some time to talk to Michelle Costa from Big Brother 10 about what she's up to now, her friendship with Jesse, how she thinks he's doing in the house and about the upcoming Reality TV Convention in Nashville. Michelle was absolutely hilarious and fun to talk to, this will be a pleasure for any of you Big Brother fans to listen to!

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Radio Show : www.blogtalkradio.com/The-Rad-Reality-Show

Attend the Convention!
Convention Info : Comic Book, Horror & Reality TV Convention

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Website : www.NotMakeFriends.com
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Phone : (206) 202-3261
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Episode 62 : Big Brother 11 Week 4 : Eviction
August 09, 2009 03:23 AM PDT
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Big Brother Mike, Allison and Bryan all sit down to talk about who was evicted on this week's Big Brother 11 USA. They also cover all the fighting that's been going on as well!

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Life After Top Chef : Richard
February 23, 2009 09:18 AM PST
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A few weeks back Allison and Bryan got to talk to Richard Blais about his experiences on Top Chef Chicago, as well as his new culinary ventures to round out our Life After Top Chef series for this season.

Life After Top Chef : Dale
February 16, 2009 03:13 AM PST
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Dale Talde stops by to tell Allison and Bryan about what he's doing now and how life has been for him since being on Top Chef.

Life After Top Chef : Malarkey
February 09, 2009 12:20 AM PST
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Allison and Bryan get a chance to find out how Brian Malarkey is doing, and what he's been up to lately.

Life After Top Chef : Stephanie
January 24, 2009 03:22 AM PST
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Allison and Bryan see what's been going on in the busy life of Top Chef Chicago winner Stephanie Izard.

Life After Top Chef : Ilan
January 16, 2009 11:58 AM PST
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We get a chance to see what's going on in the life of Top Chef Los Angeles winner Ilan! He's a man that needs no introduction (that's why there isn't one, also because we ran out of time and the interview is long enough as it is!) and we'd like to once again thank him for taking his time to tell us about his life.

Life After Top Chef : CJ
January 09, 2009 07:07 AM PST
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Wow! Our first video episode! No way! And what better way to spend it than with talking to Top Chef Miami's CJ about what he's been up to lately. Oh, and also have a few drinks.

Life After Top Chef : Spike
January 01, 2009 06:57 PM PST
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This week Allison and Bryan sit down with Top Chef Chicago's Spike and find out how life has been treating him.

Life After Top Chef : Andrew
December 25, 2008 10:18 AM PST
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Allison and Bryan sit down with Top Chef Chicago's Andrew to find out what he's been up to lately.